what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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