Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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