The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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