When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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