we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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