And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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