we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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