Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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