So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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