So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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