I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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