.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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