So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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