This girl is more easily done than said...
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
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