But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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