did you get engaged???
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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