I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
