Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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