wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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