I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
