am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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