Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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