I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
