I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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