Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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