You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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