I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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