is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
whose parrot is this?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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