The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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