Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
