ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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