we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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