I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Did I show you my penis last night?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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