I think scott just propositioned me for sex
what if I'm pregnant?
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I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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