i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
too bad you live with your parents still
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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