Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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