Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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