Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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