Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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