Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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