I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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