pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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