You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
There are leaves in my underwear?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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