he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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