That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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