Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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