sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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