I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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