is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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