what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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